The A-Z of Skin Trouble
How well do you know the skin you’re in? Sure, you might pluck and preen and polish it to perfection. But what happens when something peculiar pops up. Would you know a fungal rash from a shaving rash?
Not all skin problems are created equal. Keep your grooming game up, and most will go as quickly as they came. Some will hang around like Wenger at Arsenal. Which isn’t always a good thing now, is it?
Here’s a handy A to Z to help you begin to understand the constellation of skin complaints. But, hey, we’re clever, but we’re not a doctor. So if in doubt, go show your strange little rash to your GP. It might just make their day. And it might get you back to your beautiful self in no time.
If you’re the type to constantly pick your spots - this could be the unsightly outcome: scars and pits caused by squeezing, picking and scratching your zits.
Mosquitoes, ticks, midges and even bedbugs can leave a red mark when they bite – a rash can develop due to allergic reaction.
A localised thickening of the skin caused by repeated trauma or friction. Been overdoing it at the gym? No doubt your calluses will be paraded with pride.
If you’re allergic to detergent, a red itchy rash known as contact dermatitis can develop as your body reacts to your newly-laundered clothes. Being clean. Not all it’s cracked up to be, eh?
An itchy and uncomfortable skin rash - doctors still don’t know fully what triggers it, but it can be exacerbated by allergens such as nickel, perfumes, hair dye and soap.
Ringworm is a common and very contagious facial fungal skin infection, often in hairy areas like the scalp or beard. That’s why we love shaving so much.
The gift nobody wants to get. It’s a lifelong, recurring skin condition with lesions and blisters around the genitals. The HS1 herpes virus causes the less-worrisome cold sores around the mouth.
Some people have an allergic reaction to pollen on their skin and break out in hives, raised red skin eruptions that turn white when pressed.
A highly contagious and common bacterial skin infection: the skin breaks out in sores or blisters.
A surface fungal infection on either side of the body where the thigh joins the abdomen- often spread by athlete’s foot. Wear your flip-flops in the showers, boys.
A disease in which blood vessels become inflamed. A blotchy red rash can spread to the face.
A bacterial infection spread by tick, often lurking in long grass in summer. A red circular skin rash develops around the bite.
Flat red spots that begin on the face and spread downwards to the neck, trunk and limbs. Caused by a virus.
Itchy coin shaped spots on the skin, perhaps caused by dry skin. They’re usually raised from the surface, and can be caused by using soap or detergent that’s too drying.
We’re not talking a WAG tan, but the dimples you get on orange peel. It’s caused by poor drainage of the skin, and can leave the skin thick and pitted.
Red, flaky, crusty and often painful areas of scaly skin, it’s caused when new skin cells are made too quickly, and build up in layers. It’s not contagious.
For those with egg allergy, quiche and other egg-containing products can cause a rash – and even trouble breathing.
Redness and swelling of the face, with small inflamed bumps, caused by abnormal blood vessels.
Red, bumpy skin after shaving, caused by ingrown hairs and inflammation. We'll have a specific article dropping on this subject in Jack's Journal very soon.
Skin infection or inflammation can follow tattooing, and laser removal is your best bet for getting rid of those horrible inky dinks you got in an ill-advised moment.
A red, raised itchy rash caused perhaps by allergy, bites, stress or cold weather. They’re commonly known as hives, and breakouts can last a few hours before fading.
When skin loses its pigmentation and becomes white, caused by the immune system killing pigment-producing cells: skin may look pink if blood vessels are visible.
Small lumps of skin caused by around 100 strains of the human papillomavirus - the virus causes thickening of the top layers of skin.
Yellow lumps of fat under the skin, commonly near the eyes.They’re caused by high levels of cholesterol in the diet.
Tinea versicolor infection is caused by a yeast that lives naturally on the skin. It forms discoloured spots, which are not contagious but can look unpleasant. Steroid creams can help.
Shingles is caused by the Zoster virus: A stripe of blisters forms on the skin. It’s a painful outbreak of the same virus that causes chickenpox, which can lay dormant in the body.